This is week four of living in Missouri, and I am finally settling in. I have amazing friends, a loving family, and am still STUFFED from Thanksgiving. So why the strange opening? I'll tell you why: Guys.
It is a remarkable phenomenon, the effect that guys have on us girls. The usually intelligent, charming young ladies are replaced by fumble-footed teenage girls who can't think straight. We worry about what guys think of us, have rapidly changing moods from all the worry, and spend ten extra minutes in the bathroom 'getting our pretty on'.
All of this is from personal experience, and might not even apply to some girls. But the truth of it is, if you asked the average girl what she thinks most about, guys would be right at the top of her list.
Now with guys, there is also a list of things on their mind. And after a quick survey, I have the top three things. They are, in no particular order:
- Girls
- Food
- breathing
I cannot reveal where I got this information.
So, in the end, both guys and girls are confused, and we all walk away trying to figure out why we act the way we do. Not the end of the story, but as far as I will go on the topic.
Thank you all of my awesome friends for being here through all of my randomness, and tolerating my 'red alert' attitude towards anything to do with guys. :)
Love,
the fumble-footed, semi-intelligent girl herself,
Cody
